Put on a 70's German porn flick and you will be better entertained than with this barrel of manure.

Like some people here, there was no prior intention on seeing 'Alien Predator'. Actually saw it quite by accident thinking it was another film, one that was part of the 'Alien' franchise. After watching it with horror and anger throughout, decided to do some research on it to try and understand why it was so awful and upon discovering that it was made by The Asylum, notorious for making terrible and worse films with few watchable ones, everything made sense.

It has been a while since seeing a film that made me angry upon and during watching, somehow managing to see the whole thing. Just to say, am one of those people who always strives to see a film in full, so watching the whole film, and never judges or reviews a film without watching it all. Always try to be a fair person, but 'Alien Predator' was one of those rare films where temptations of shutting it off were off the charts high. Have made it abundantly clear about having no bias against low budget films as long as there are signs of trying, not present here. 'Alien Predator' was a rare example of a film that made me angry recently and overall, and the worst film seen in a while.

There is so much wrong with 'Alien Predator' with not a single good thing about it. First of all, the camera work is a visual eyesore and anybody with a neurological condition like epilepsy (am one of those people and was not warned in any way about the camera work being like that) are very likely to feel physically ill from the excessive shakiness. The film has a very drab look throughout, while the editing is bacon-slicer choppy and the special effects are appallingly fake with no exception. The music is far too intrusive, obviously used, cheaply orchestrated and has a habit of anticipating what is about to happen and over-emphasising the tones of some scenes.

'Alien Predator's' script/writing reeks of cheese, is stilted and sounds like improvisatory gibberish. With the storytelling, too much of it is lacking in clarity, the pace is all over the place (both rushed and dull) and it is intelligence insultingly ridiculous often. There is no tension, suspense or sense of fun whatsoever, and thrills and surprises are a big fat zero as well. Although this may not be the case, the direction indicates that the film was directed by a novice who had no idea of what to do with everything.

None of the characters are engaging, interesting or easy to warm to, either having no personality or being obnoxious while all have no development and constantly behave in an illogical and stupid way that makes one facepalm in annoyance and anger. The acting at times verges on the point of desperation and in some places showing the emotions of a robot. The titular characters are used poorly, look terrible and pose no threat or menace.

As an overall whole, an absolute disaster on all levels. 1/10

A group of special ops with a Heintz 57 variety of guns and no helmets go hunt a crashed alien ship. One guy had a special sensor that was a Star Trek tricorder in a cell phone. Dialogue include crisp well-delivered lines like "The plan's still the plan." They sure did talk a lot while sneaking up on the enemy.

While the aliens defended themselves, they didn't venture out as predators. The title is misleading. Fast forward to about 55 minutes.

Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity.