You know all the things you like in a proper horror movie? Scary parts.. Visually impressive and realistic effects. Proper dialogue. Interesting character. A scary killer. An entertaining storyline. Good acting. Well, take all those and chug them, because that is not what you are in for when - and if - you sit down to watch the 2021 horror movie "Bloody Nun 2: The Curse". Which I must urge you not to do.

This movie was without a doubt one of the worst horror movie experiences I have had to suffer through. And it wasn't even bad in the way that it becomes cheesy, watchable and enjoyable. No. This was just plain and simple bad. Capital B, bad.

The storyline in "Bloody Nun 2: The Curse" definitely had some interesting enough aspects to it, but it was just cut down brutally by an inadequate character gallery, cringeworthy dialogue, laughable special effects, and a total lack of anything even remotely scary or original.

Needless to say that the acting in "Bloody Nun 2: The Curse" was dubious at best. This whole ordeal felt like a high school movie project.

Do not waste your time, money or effort on "Bloody Nun 2: The Curse". Some of us did so you don't have to. Spare yourself the agony.

It is amazing, though, the a movie such as "Bloody Nun 2: The Curse" actually manages to make it to the press and actually get distributed. It is incredibly that no one here stopped and raised a hand at any given point during the creation of this 2021 movie and said "hey, wait just a minute..."

My rating of "Bloody Nun 2: The Curse" lands on a one out of ten stars. Definitely within the top 10 of bad horror movies I have ever stumbled upon.

I seriously thought this movie was going to be ok, until in the first couple of minutes I saw the intro. This whole movie is exactly like a school project I would have made back in my middle school movie class. The acting is SO bad, my 12 year old cousin could've definitely done better than these people. The audio was absolutely horrible, along with the cheap costumes and ridiculous editing skills. The pastor looked like an expired toe with that costume. Any music that was used in this movie didn't fit any of the scenes at all. I swear they definitely used snapchat filters in this movie. Don't even get me started on that annoying vlog guy. He dragged on the first scene for almost 5 minutes, and that's when I knew this movie was going to he downright horrible. Some of the lines in this movie were really questionable and weird as well, and they made me uncomfortable . Along with the camera angles. So weird and bad. I could've made a better movie with my eyes closed while sitting on the toilet. In all honesty, I watched as much as I did because I was making fun of every little bit of this movie. I would give this movie negative stars if I could. Don't even waste your time with clicking "watch" unless you want to cringe to death.

There's a new internet challenge: The Bloody Nun Challenge. YouTuber Shawn C. Phillips takes it and dies pretty much instantly. That means I'm going to be seeing a lot of goofs trying that, too.

Then, we see the confession of Father Gordon Herschell, nudge nudge, and hear Father Gabriel discuss all the wink wink he wants at the local brothel.

With that, we have begun Bloody Nun 2.

Will Collazo Jr. also directed the original Bloody Nun, which this has a small tie to at the end. It's a horror comedy and your mileage may vary when it comes to how funny you find it. I mean, how many movies will you see where an evil nun bites a man's prized possession clean off? Probably just this one.

Also: Bloody Nun works exactly like Bloody Mary, except that she attacks her victims in a brothel. So there's that.

This is the kind of movie that's on the shelf at WalMart just to fool folks into thinking that it's a Valek-related movie. It is not nunsploitation either, as those movies require multiple nuns.

Basically, if you want to watch a $3,000 nun-related horror movie, this is here for you in all its holy glory. I mean, look at those fangs on that nun. That's worth watching this for at least a few minutes, right?