Why do I keep doing this to myself with all these post 80s slashers when I know that there's a shot on video movie with low tone fuzz and horrible effects or an undiscovered by me direct to video mess that I'm actually going to enjoy? Well, consider me the Final Boy of these horrific modern slashers, enduring their badness for you, dear reader.

So yeah, some college victims decide to spend the night in a haunted manor when a stalker begins watching them and breaks in to grab an ancient Native American artifact. Michael Madsen is somehow in this movie, which surpasses me even as I'm writing that down.

Ring of Honor wrestler Vinny Marseglia does show up as the masked Damon, so if you're into wrestlers in movies (and I'm speaking directly to Paul Andolina),get this. Yes, he's playing the same role as Michael Madsen and let me tell you, wearing that mask is way better than any HGH or Trenbolone.

Right, well truth be told, then I wasn't really harboring much of any expectations to this 2021 horror movie from writers David Gere and Eric Weinstock as I sat down to watch it. Sure, I hadn't even heard about the movie before. But it being a horror movie was essentially all that was needed for me to sit down and watch it.

And yeah, I can't really claim that having Michael Madsen as the headlining name on the cover was doing much to entice interesting in the movie. But still, I hadn't already seen the movie, so of course I found the time to do so.

But as I had initially expected then "Burial Ground Massacre" was a bad movie. The storyline, as written by David Gere and Eric Weinstock was just insanely mundane and mediocre. There wasn't much being offered in the storyline that proved interesting or entertaining. So sitting through "Burial Ground Massacre" was a brutal ordeal.

The acting in the movie was just downright staggering bad. The acting and the delivery of the dialogue was so wooden and rigid that it was almost uncomfortable to look at and listen to. Now, I was only familiar with Michael Madsen, and that guy only added the voice to the movie. So you're not in for an evening of fine thespian acting performances when you sit down to watch "Burial Ground Massacre".

And as for "Burial Ground Massacre" being a horror movie. Well, sure, if you have never before sat down to watch a horror movie, then I suppose there is something gruesome or scary to be seen in "Burial Ground Massacre". But if you, like me, have seen more than your share of horror movies, then "Burial Ground Massacre" was just a dud - a swing and a miss.

Don't waste your time on nonsense like "Burial Ground Massacre", it just simply isn't worth the time, money or effort.

My rating of directors Daniel Dahlstrom and David Gere's 2021 "Burial Ground Massacre" lands on a generous two out of ten stars.

Rented this off of amazon because I figured it was either gonna be a hit or miss, sadly I didn't enjoy it as much as I wanted to.

I liked the look of the killer's mask, only they should of kept the identity hidden until the end.

Also there wasn't really a massacre at all which didn't make any sense especially since it was included in the films title. This one had a low bodycount and hardly any blood in it.

The main actress Chelsea Vale did an excellent job in this though!

I've seen that they are currently working on a sequel to this one.