PLEASE watch the review of this movie on Good Bad or Bad Bad on YouTube. It's hilarious. Also, this movie is worse than bad. And I'm pretty sure the director is a pervert.
Camp Blood 8: Revelations
2020
Action / Horror
Camp Blood 8: Revelations
2020
Action / Horror
Keywords: sequelslasherevil clown
Plot summary
When a team of volleyball players get lost in the woods, they encounter a killer clown and his psychotic exhibitionist mother. Will he kill them all or will they find a way to defeat him?
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It's not even good bad
How do these get made?!
I have to wonder....is there some kind of Ponzi scheme going on in Hollywood that allows detritus like this to exist? I'm genuinely confused. The fact there is eight of these films is more horrifying than the actual movie itself.
Another reviewer call Good Bad, Bad Bad contented this is just a weird fetish film for a wannabe pornography maker. Hell, this is made by a person who doesn't have the talent to make porn! I will say this, as bad as it is at least they try to make callbacks to the story and pay them off (like the bad guys having a mysterious long lost daughter and then twist! It's one of the protagonists!).
From a technical standpoint this movie is awful. Sound design is non-existent, "acting" is pretty awful and the story is pretty bone dry. At least it is only 80 minutes of brain destroying drivel. I will say Emilyrose Morris is an utter treasure.
8 is Great
From the opening scene of hotties attempting to play volleyball backed with the amazing song called "Kill yourself" by the Lobotomommies to the end credits with a even greater Lobotomommies classic "New Moon" ( a song about moon cheese, moon gerbils, Richard Gere and learning to do the moon wiggle and moon boogie which are two different dances) it is nonstop, pure unadulterated, cinema genius.
The acting was on point especially from Emilyrose Morris whose bubbly, energetic portrayal of Brandy was instantly likable and infatuating. Rowan Denis did a great job as a aspiring stand up comedian/part time volleyballer and had some killer jokes, Laura Dromerick's song about Sally Mullins mammaries was lyrical gold.
M. Night Shyamalan could take a few lessons from the original and dare I say shocking twists and turns this beautifully written Shakespearean-esk play takes us along.
I am ashamed to admit I haven't seen the whole series, but if they are anything like this masterpiece I am definitely in for a treat.