Good Morrow, countrymen...this review is eternal.

I recently caught this little "gem" on Tubi. Nothing about it is worthy of praise. The acting, lighting, dialog all give low-budget productions a bad name. There are attempts at comedy/satire with numerous vignettes interspersed throughout the film that are so out of place with the tone of narrative. The only logical conclusion was the filmmakers needed to keep them to pad the meager running time.

I believe ONE STAR is overly generous.

Fare thee well, it's hoecake and Madeira time.

Silliness about a self-centered, college kid, peripheral, internet "star" who cares only about her viewership and does whatever it takes to increase it. When she goes missing her plain-jane bestie comes to the rescue. Some cartoonish elements are bewildering like the soft sculpture cadavers.

This joke of a movie" is pure misery on anyone tricked into watching it. The "acting" is amateur hour Gong Show. MST3K would win a Oscar with this - so much good material. The glowing reviews are obviously f*ke. Danger Will Robinson! Avoid!