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D-Day Assassins

2019

War

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Lee Bane as Father Mancuso
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Derek Nelson as Young Hawkeye
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1 hr 20 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by bitbucketchip1 / 10

Creatively, aggressively, impossibly bad

Thirty year old whatshisname is fresh out of high school and waffling on joining the army. To help him make up his mind, he watches the single least convincing fight scene in cinematic history. Sitting down with the winner, he hears the story of the Dirty Dozen as told by a man who is credited as an actor exclusively because he appears onscreen in this film. Some other stuff happens to pad out the runtime, but this reviewer won't spoil it.

Thus movie lowers the filmmaking bar to a new low. From the bring-your-gun-to-work day weapons to the clown college face paint that makes them easier to spot to the child's first recital piano music, it is astonishingly poor in every respect. It could be used to sweat a confession from a suspected terrorist.

Subzero stars.

Reviewed by parry_na6 / 10

A mixed bag - with flashbacks.

Prolific director Andrew Jones has made a name for himself delivering minimally-budgeted projects for over ten years now, and with some success. Usually focusing on horror themes, he eschews spectacular scenarios in favour of telling more intimate character-based tales with a small collection of actors (although here, the cast list is a lot longer than is usual). With these war-based projects, he often chooses to tell stories of American soldiers, using English actors and locations. A recent example of this is 2018's 'Alcatraz' (which employs some of the actors featured here). So although his budget doesn't allow for big action adventures, Jones's ambitions are fairly broad. Whether the results mark this as a good thing or not is up to the individual - for me, it is a mixed bag.

With horror stories, it is easier to overlook slowly-delivered, perfunctory dialogue; this approach, together with occasionally challenging sound-design, can actually enhance the dream-like quality of what you are watching - Jones's series of 'Robert the Doll' films often work because of this. For a reality-based story such as 'D-Day Assassins', such restrictions are more glaring.

With his customary loose approximation of accuracy, 'The Filthy Thirteen' are shown in flashback, as gruff old veteran and survivor Hawkeye (Ryan Michaels) - so gruff in fact, he is sometimes difficult to understand - recounts to a directionless young man (Aaron Jeffcoate) stories of his war-torn youth. This makes up the bulk of the 77 minutes running time. All of this is handsomely filmed, making good use of the location, if rarely evoking the 'feel' of those days (everything is a little too bright for that). Viewers who are knowledgeable about weaponry and clothes used at the time might get a little irritated. For me, such things are not really a huge problem, as long as the story is arresting, which it is for the most part. Even then, although 'D-Day Assassins' is character-based, we never learn much about any of them, other than the struggles they are facing at the given time. My score for this is 6 out of 10.

(For anyone worried about the lack of regular Lee Bane - he's here, but you have to wait to see him, as the vicar and I believe the unseen lawyer right at the end.)

Reviewed by zardoz-131 / 10

A Tedious Exercise in Fatigue Duty

When the American Film Institute compiled its list of the "100 most thrilling American movies," they ranked the unforgettable World War II combat extravaganza "The Dirty Dozen" (1967) as their sixty-fifth entry. This outlandish opus concerned twelve condemned U.S. Army soldiers scheduled to hang for their crimes in England. Headquarters sanctions an unorthodox mission that takes advantage of their status. They are offered a pardon if they follow orders and survive. This violent blockbuster spawned three made-for-television sequels as well as a short-lived FOX-TV series. Unfortunately, none recaptured the grit, grime, and glory of the original. Author E.M. Nathanson, whose 1965 bestseller "The Dirty Dozen" sold more than two million copies, drew inspiration from the legend of the 'Filthy Thirteen.' These guys served in the 1st Demolition Section of the Regimental Headquarters Company of the 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne Division. They weren't convicts given one last chance to redeem themselves in combat. Neither were they rapists, murderers, and/or psychos. The 'Filthy Thirteen' were pugnacious G.I.s who drank to excess, started fights with little provocation, and sweated out punishment in the stockade. Parachuted into France on the eve of the 6th of June 1944, Normandy Invasion, these troublemakers were ordered to destroy the bridges over the Douve River. Suicidal would best describe the cost of this audacious mission. Although almost half wound up with toe tags, as casualties, or captured, the "Filthy Thirteen" accomplished their mission. "Werewolves of the Third Reich" writer & director Andrew Jones pays tribute to these soldiers in "D-Day Assassins," but his 19th feature amounts to a lackluster, low-budget, travesty of World War II movies. You know a movie is in trouble when the filmmakers tarry about twenty minutes before they approach the premise. After an atmospheric montage of World War II news reels edited together for dramatic impact, Jones and his wife Sharron dwell on a dysfunctional family drama about a recent high school graduate, Chris Summerbee (Aaron Jeffcoate of "Five Pillars"),who shows little incentive to jump-start his future. Predictably, his obnoxious father Richard (Erick Hayden of "Spectre") struggles to convince his son to enlist in the U.S. Army. Later, Chris encounters one of the "Filthy Thirteen" when two muggers attack the retiree. Naturally, this combat savvy veteran, Hawkeye (Ryan Michaels of "Alcatraz"),dispatches them without breaking a sweat. When Chris asks Hawkeye to regale him with stories about his military exploits, the oldster agrees as long Chris will cut his grass.

Basically, this chronicle of battlefield valor crosscuts contemporary scenes from the 1990s with wartime flashbacks. Some 23-minutes later, we get our first glimpse of the "Filthy Thirteen" decked out in Native American war paint, sauntering carelessly through an open field with weapons that no American soldier would have ever carried into combat. Imagine a paratrooper wandering around France with a .30-30 Winchester repeater instead of a .45 caliber Thompson submachine gun! No sooner has a desperate French couple on the lam approached them than these clowns come under withering fire from a sharp-shooting Gestapo sniper perched in a tree. Clearly, director Andrew Jones has no clue about strategy behind enemy lines, neither the need for constant vigilance nor the need to blend into their surroundings. Instead, he shows his cast trudging casually through a field without a clue that an enemy marksman is taking aim at them. Clearly, the actors have no idea what important lessons basic training would have taught them about such a predicament. A black-uniformed Gestapo sniper picks off seven of the thirteen as if he were shooting fish in a barrel. Just as the sniper is poised to shoot the wife of the fatally wounded Frenchman, one of the surviving G.I.s puts a bullet between his eyes.

Later, these morons surround a French house. Two stand exposed out in the open, begging to be riddled with bullets, while the others cautiously enter the premises. They persuade a French family to feed them while they question them about Nazi activity. As it turns out, one lone German officer is hidden under the floor, and a firefight ensues. During this scene, the surviving "Filthy Thirteen" behave like obnoxious oafs. The final combat scene occurs in a military hospital. Several Gestapo officers storm the premises, but they find they're no match for the three remaining members of the "Filthy Thirteen." Our heroes wield their fists and wits against these pistol-packing dastards in stark hand-to-hand, close-quarters combat.

Chris learns Hawkeye received the Congressional Medal of Honor during his service in France. Actually, the youth has probably made Hawkeye's last years more meaningful because not only did he listen to the veteran's stories, but they also became friends. Hawkeye assures Chris, "No one ever lay on their death bed wishing they'd spent more time on the battlefield." Later, Chris informs his father he won't enlist because he has fallen in love with a girl. In a poignant moment, his father Richard confesses that he didn't enter the army because his wife Karen was pregnant with him.

"D-Day Assassins" never shows anybody getting assassinated. Director Andrew Jones stretches his million-dollar budget to its breaking point without ever scratching the surface of the history of the "Filthy Thirteen." The relationship between Chris and the combat veteran borrows marginally from the Clint Eastwood tragedy "Gran Torino." Mind you, nothing in "D-Day Assassins" is remotely comparable to "The Dirty Dozen." The worst episode of "The Dirty Dozen" FOX-TV series is a hundred times more polished than this flashback-prone potboiler that squanders time on obligatory boilerplate exposition alternating with its few scenes of suspenseful combat. Jones must have enjoyed Quentin Tarantino's "Inglourious Basterds" (2009) since he duplicates his version of domicile scene where a Nazis is concealed beneath the floorboards. Meanwhile, World War II armchair generals will feel cheated by this half-baked actioneer that boasts anything either suspenseful or spectacular about men and arms comparable to "The Dirty Dozen." Ultimately, "D-Day Assassins" qualifies as a tedious exercise in fatigue duty.

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