Good old campy horror fun. If you liked American Horror Story: 1984 and Evil Dead, you'll get a kick out of this, particularly the short directed by George Brianka "Don't say these words!", which also adds in a bit of NY urban legend lore.

Sometimes you just got to stop up, take stock and actually take heed to the ratings on IMDb. But since I rarely do so, I do get to sit through some rather questionable movies from time to time. And "Devil's Five" was one such occurrence.

Now, I hadn't heard about this 2021 movie prior to sitting down to watch it. So I didn't know what to expect from writers George Brianka, Timothy David Clark, Edwin M. Figueroa and Terry R. Wickham, but I am rather impressed that not one, but four writers managed to conjure stuff for a movie that totally fell short of providing me with much of any entertainment or enjoyment. A rare feat in itself actually.

The storyline told in "Devil's Five" was bland and bordering of being downright boring. It felt like I was watching something written by preteens for a horror themed writing contest. So yeah, you are not in for anything grand or spectacular should you opt to sit down and watch "Devil's Five".

Sure, I will admit that the movie's title and its cover/poster was what lured me to watch it in the first place. Well, that and also the fact that it was a horror movie that I hadn't already seen. However, the only horror here was how laughably bad the movie was.

Needless to say that I wasn't familiar with a single actor or actress in the movie. Nor can I claim that I was impressed with what I saw. But I am sure that it wasn't singularly the fault of the actors and actresses, as I do think that the writers were not delivering anything worthwhile or solid for the actors and actresses to work with.

If you enjoy a proper horror movie, you might want to do yourself a favor and stay clear of "Devil's Five" from directors George Brianka, Edwin M. Figueroa and Terry R. Wickham.

I am rating "Devil's Five" a more than generous two out of ten stars.

The positive reviews for this rancid bowel movement of a film must have come from the producers, cast, and crew. No one else who wasn't connected to this cinematic piece of garbage would have anything good to say about it.

The Devil is coming to destroy the Earth after being summoned through a computer virus? What? Satan's Facebook page and e-mails accounts were down or something?

"Say you love Satan! Say you love Satan!" screams one imbecile while he's stabbing another imbecile to death. Not "Help!" or "No, don't!", but "Say you love Satan!" Yep. Unh hunh. Fer share. My first thought would be to proclaim my undying affection for the Devil while I'm being hacked to death. Wouldn't everybody's be?

The acting is the most horrific thing about this fetid butt-blast of a film. The script sucked on a galactic scale, and the anthologies that lead up to the culmination of the film could have been written by a fourth-grader with a dim imagination.

Go ahead and "Say you love Satan!!!" if you'd like, but avoid this bit of butt-cheese at all costs.