Heading out for a trip to the woods, a group of friends decides to use the time getting high or having sex with each other as they wait for their friends to show up, but when they realize a creature attracted to sex has killed their friends and turned on them they must try to get out of the woods alive.

This was an exceptionally fun time. One of the strongest elements here is the incredible story that manages to work in much more than the expected sleaze and gory thrills. Despite wallowing heavily in these areas, that there's more on offer here is a great plus as there's an incredibly strong visual prowess featured here where a lot of the scares are enhanced due to the camerawork offered. These shifts from the impressive close-quarters work inside the tents to the creepy shots of the creature looking over the group passed out in the middle of the campground. Other scenes, from the stalking in the woods which has a creepy feel to it with the monster charging through the treeline to the surprisingly emotional resolution to a key relationship that works nicely here, offer up hints that there was more to offer throughout here. Still, the sleaze factor is perhaps the greatest selling point which is certainly worthwhile and appreciated. That the copious nudity shouldn't be a surprise given the subject matter, but this still helps hold up the continuous sexual exploits that are constant in the film. Given that the entire premise is on a creature that's attracted to the pheromones emitted during sex, that each of the creatures' attacks is during providing some really impressive attacks that also give this the chance for solid indie-flavored bloodshed with the nudity. This one features some interesting attacks of the creature coming through tents or stalking them through the wood where it also manages some suspenseful ambushes that aren't expected in this kind of effort. As well, the action-packed confrontations in the jungle where it gets extremely fun with the tactics and plans brought to bring it down give this one plenty of likable elements. This one does have some minor flaws. The main issue here is the film's length where it's over so fast that it misses some big points. The creature itself is a complete mystery, never given a name or origin story as for where it came from or what it really is. The only aspect known about it, that it's violently attracted to human sexual activity and sets out to kill people who are actively engaging in it while ignoring those that aren't, is only inferred through obvious activity on-screen and is never really given any purpose at all. More time in the story could've fleshed that out a little more as well as fixing the minor issue of not needing so many speed-ups for what they showcased here that took up time rather than letting the film naturally be. The sleaze quotient could be a problem, but for the most part, none of the flaws here are that detrimental at all.

Rated Unrated/R: Extreme Graphic Language, Full Nudity, strong sex scenes, Graphic Violence and heavy drug use.

A group of twenty-something wastrels go camping in the woods, where they spend their time gassing, smoking weed, drinking beer, and, of course, f**king. What they don't realise, until it is too late, is that the area where they have set up camp is home to a bipedal lizard monster that doesn't take kindly to people humping in the woods.

With such a brazen title, one might reasonably expect this film to be a bold, tongue-in-cheek, trashy horror flick that isn't afraid to deliver an excess of those essential genre ingredients, sex and gore, and that is precisely what writer/director Shawn Burkett strives to deliver, even so far as to getting a genuine pornstar, Nadia White, to take part in his shenanigans. However, a serious lack of both talent and budget results in a tedious film that fails on almost every level. The softcore sex and nudity is plentiful, but unappealing (unless, of course, you particularly like to see skeezy, out of shape, heavily tattooed types bumping uglies),the gore is strictly amateur hour, the acting is barely passable, and the less said about the film's creature the better. Don't F**k In The Woods also features lots of dull conversation that makes the film drag, even at a scant running time of only 73 minutes, and finishes with an inept imitation of Arnie classic Predator (which is referenced earlier in the film).

To finish on more positive note, some of the camera-work is pretty decent for a low budget independent horror, with some especially impressive aerial shots.

Young adults have sex in the woods and are killed by something in a cheap "Predator " costume. The film was similar to said "Predator" except it is kids in the woods and not Arnold.

Characters were not developed. There was some humor in the dialogue, but nothing worth repeating. The film was an hour long with about 10 minutes of bloopers. No real story line.

Guide: F-word, sex, nudity (Nadia White, Brittany Blanton, Brandy Mason, Kayla Stone.) 4 stars for the nudity.