It's an awful movie, but it's a great awful movie, if that's your thing. Shuny Bee is the triple threat (writer/director/star) behind this masterpiece, and he is glorious. Think YK Kim meets Neil Breen, and yes he wears a black tank top. If that means anything to you, you need to see this. He does terrible martial arts while saying wa-TAH! He's barely intelligible! Oh, and his character's name is Brandon. So that's perfect. Did I mention the movie ends before the third act?

Don't take this seriously and it'll be hilarious. If you like funny bad movies like Samurai Cop, The Instructor, and others like it you'll love it. It's really funny how other reviewers on here seem genuinely offended by this movie.

So what can you say about this film. It's awful. It's terrible. It's impossibly atrocious. Deep down I know Shuny Bee was making this as a personal showcase for himself, but this is such a miss that I cannot help whether it was intentional or sincere. It's not like The Room, where Tommy Wiseau thought he was making a Tennessee Williams type epic.

It's hard to find a spot to begin with. The voices were terrible, let's begin with that because the whole damn movie was ADR. Half the time you could not understand anything Shuny was saying, and most of the voices sure did not match the actors. I say actors loosely because they were all bad. The girl playing Shuny's daughter was especially bad. She was cracking a smile in every scene. It's like she knew this was absolute garbage. And plus...why was there so much reverb? We're they doing the ADR in a cave or something?

Not even the illogical fight scenes could save this movie. Well, maybe that playground fight could save this movie. Seeing little kids get beat up is hilarious. I don't care if it is a spoiler problem, I cannot wait to see the sequel. Yea...there is gonna be a sequel. Hopefully.

Anyway, this is just another massive bomb hiding in the never ending annals of Tubi.