Bad script, bad acting, stupid story, a new dinosaur every 5 minutes, too long, no suspense, Chris Pratt doing the hand thing, $160 million dollar budget for this, so many pointless dinosaur fights AND you took 2 and a half hours to tell me this garbage story.
Frankly embarrassing to everyone involved.
Jurassic World Dominion
2022
Action / Adventure / Sci-Fi / Thriller
Jurassic World Dominion
2022
Action / Adventure / Sci-Fi / Thriller
Plot summary
After surviving the destruction of Isla Nublar and dealing with the conspiracy at the Lockwood estate, Owen Grady and Claire Dearing took Lockwood's granddaughter Maisie with them upon learning she's actually the clone of Lockwood's daughter. They've been living under the radar to protect Maisie, but she feels like a prisoner. One day Blue, the raptor Grady trained at Isla Nuba and bonded with, shows up and reveals that she bore an offspring. Men are watching them, and they are told to get Maisie and Blue's child, which they do. Owen and Claire set out to find them they eventually learn Lewis Dodgson, owner of Biosyn, ordered their abduction, and was also suspected by Paleobotanist Ellie Sattler in creating locusts to destroy crops so that the world has to rely on his crop that the locusts have not touched. She, Paleontologist Alan Grant, and Chaotician Ian Malcolm set out to prove Dodgson schemes but, in the process, they meet Maisie who bonded with Blue's child. They try to escape and Claire and Owen also head to the sanctuary to save Maisie and Blue.
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Astonishingly bad, long and boring
Sorry It Was So Bad
Before I went to this film (because my Grandson is nuts about this series of films) I read one newspaper review. It wasn't glowing, but it was positive. Unfortunately, this is a mess. Others have already talked about the issues I have. Granted, this is an empty headed summer movie, it could still have been done with some serious thought. I was hanging in there throughout with a new dinosaur attack every three minutes, and velociraptors going at fifty miles per hour and not getting tired. Humans being assaulted time after time and yet showing no fatigue. I also didn't see a scratch on any of them. But the best of all was the promise made to a baby dinosaur and his mother that precluded saving the world from famine. Not to mentioned the coincidences of everyone showing up in just the right places. I still don't understand how they got into that facility so easily. The return of the original cast was not helpful other than Jeff Goldblum's sarcasm. Anyway, it's all been said. This is a poor movie.
Things I learned from Jurassic World: Dominion...
-Dinousaurs that only survived in warm climates can apparently thrive in cold winter climates
-Between the time-span of the last movie several dinousaurs have quickly evolved into partial birds
-You can effectively lasso an 8000lb Parasaurolophous on horseback
-Velociraptors can get perfect traction running uphill in the snow
-Velociraptors will chase you on a motorcycle at 50mph for several miles without tiring or considering going after the many pedestrians on foot along the way
-Baryonyx; a dinosaur most paleontologists conclude hunted fish with it's long arms will devour a grown man
-The "Bird Raptor" dinosaur can swim 50mph underwater and has perfect vision for hunting underwater even though it probably couldn't swim at all
-A system put in place specifically to extinguish all of your contained giant locusts only serves to make them escape and continue to live on fire as long as it looks cool for the audience and is convenient to the "plot"
-Mosasaurus a giant predatory aquatic reptile is affectionate towards whales instead of eating them when it serves the "feel good" ending
-Instead of doing proper fan service to the series, completely abandon the Jurassic Park universe and instead copy Star Wars, The Bourne Identity, Mission Impossible and X-Files then throw dinosaurs in there for good measure!