Don Michael Paul has made a ton of sequels like Jarhead 2: Field of Fire, Sniper: Legacy, Tremors 5: Bloodlines, Sniper: Ghost Shooter, Tremors: A Cold Day in Hell, Death Race: Beyond Anarchy, The Scorpion King: Book of Souls, Jarhead: Law of Return, Bulletproof 2 and Tremors: Shrieker Island.

So if Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't want to be Detective John Kimble anymore, I guess you get Dolph Lundgren to be an FBI agent, team him with Bill Bellamy and just make the entire movie over again.

At one point in his life, writer David H. Steinberg served as editor-in-chief of the Duke University law review. This prepped him for writing American Pie Presents: The Book of Love I guess. We can all agree that making sequels is more fun than being a lawyer.

But seriously: This is the same movie, minus the tumor line, in a fancier school, with Dolph in it. I really can't believe that this was made and that anyone outside of me would watch it. Perhaps by reading this, I've sated your curiosity. I know that you lay awake at night with all of the unanswered questions that Kindergarten Cop left you with.

FBI agent Reed (Dolph Lundgren) takes down crime lord Zogu. Sanders (Bill Bellamy) is his partner agent. A hit squad attack their office and witness protection may be compromised. A dead teacher at a prestigious school may hold an important flash drive with the sensitive data. They're told, "The kids know". Reed has to go undercover to find the drive before Zogu's men do.

There is a difference between Schwarzenegger and Lundgren. That makes up for much of this movie's deficiency. The premise is convoluted. The kids are cute and deliver some minor fun. This movie is bad but that's not unexpected.

Kindergarten Cop 2 is another in the long line of films that serve as sequels to movies released long ago, skip theaters and are direct to video, and basically serve as nothing more than a studio's shameless attempt to make a quick buck off a classic film.

While they do use a new plot and cast, a lot of jokes and scenes are taken from the first film, with some changes. The school is basically liberal and PC, as one scene has Agent Sanders telling Zack about how time outs are so 90's and Indian Style is now Crisscross Applesauce. This sounds like a school I would not send my kids to, if I had kids.

And yes, this film is not for kids. Then again, the first film had its fair share of content inappropriate for younger audiences. One kid talks about his sister, which I will repeat because it is something little kids should not know about, and the freak out scene has one of the kids urinating in a barrel in the classroom, which is something the real FBI would bust someone for watching nowadays. And the climax is morally flawed, as it has Zack use a Twix bar to signal the kids to attack the main villain and his henchman with logs. Yeah, have kids use logs to attack two men who are wielding handguns. Yeah, way to put the kids in a dangerous situation.

Kindergarten Cop 2 is nothing more than a disgrace to the original, and being released 26 years after the original, I believe it should not have been made in the first place. I recommend watching the first movie instead.