MR. CLEAVER is a quite dreadful indie horror film shot entirely on video. It dates from 2004 so looks to have taken 14 years to see release, and even then you wish they hadn't bothered. This is an absolute Z-grade movie through and through. A group of punks trespass in an old warehouse, have sex, and are then killed by the psycho owner. Expect terrible picture quality, no story, and the worst direction I can remember seeing in ages.

***WARNING*** If you want a well made movie, don't watch this.

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If you want a disgustingly bad, horrifically undertalented, terribly low budget movie, AND you're a punk, then this is right up your alley.

• Want good filming? Nope.
• Want good production? No way.
• Want good lighting? Nuh uh.
• Want good acting? Negatory.
• Want good context and script? Nein.
• Want good fx & sound? Nyet.
• Do you want ANY redeeming value? No.
• Basically, want anything good at all? No way, no how.

• Were you a punk? YES!
• Did you wander aimlessly with your pals? YES!
• Want some good punk rock? YES!
• Want some bad special fx with a little gore? YES!
• Do you like cheesy b-flicks? YES!
• Do you want lesbians? YES!
• And some brief nudity? YES!
• Want sleazy dialog, angry kids, and profanity? YES!
• How about sex, drugs, and punk rock? YES!

• it's a movie about some punk kids...of course there's profanity.
• a couple of sex scenes with female topless nudity, as well as lesbian sex scene (female breasts visible),but an act of cunnilingus, shot from behind (female breasts visible and kissing).
• use of alcohol, cigarettes, marijuana, and cocaine.
• while cheesily done, there are scenes of violence and gore. Not a lot of gore, and the fx are terrible, but it's there. It's done in a schlocky way, even laughably-so at points.
• no intense scenes whatsoever. This movie is all about schlock-n-sleaze.

This is a throwback to nothing. The curly haired chick would maybe be fun in bed. Maybe. No one can act. The writing is miserable. The music stinks.

There is nothing good about this movie