... you probably guessed it, but here goes: the poster and the title. There is almost no redeeming factor in this. Even if you are into the silliness of it all (which let's be honest you absolutely have to be, otherwise do not even bother),the movie does take itself way too serious - for it's own good.

And for the viewers good too. Because this could have been just a silly movie based on a silly premise/pun. I don't have to mention that the CGI is as bad as you probably imagine it will be. The acting is decent at best and only at times. Maybe you can be forgiving, but it is quite unlikely. So enjoy the poster and do not waste your time on this - others already did that for you.

If there was minus rating I will give bellow zero. The most rubbish film the first few minutes! Bad acting bad dialogues everything is bad about this film and I don't even want waist more of my time watch further! What rubbish films they making! Waist of money and time and pay bad actors if are actors! Don't waist even a minute watch this.

The title of the movie is a mediocre pun on Noah's Ark. That's the only good thing about it. Everything about this movie is as bad as it could possibly be. I have seen better acting in the school play. Better everything actually. I think 5 kids on a primary school playground with a video-camera and some pretend swords could probably make a more entertaining movie. Obviously, I didn't actually watch more than about 6 minutes of the movie, but there didn't seem to be any shark as a pivotal menace in this "acting class audition tape". You would think that in a movie that literally includes the word shark in the title, it would have a shark in it.

This movie should be deleted from everywhere, and the person who was responsible for its production be placed in cryogenic containment for the safety of the rest of the human race.