This movie is cute for kids. I found it comical but at a low grade movie pretty cool.

I'll admit that this story wise is way better than Splitting Adam, I mean it is clever and the story gets fun. However, I just feel like nothing else is gained from this but an advertisement. Not just for our "celebrity" lead actors, but for Cody Simpson, Cruise Ships, and Creepy Clowns. Minor nitpick but the pacing is just trash. Much like Splitting Adam it just doesn't slow down or take a breather. This whole movie is nothing but fast action, fast reaction, and fast everything. And might I add that this movie has some of the worst CGi effects ever?! Take a look at The Sea Lion and just try and act like he is really there. Bottom Line; One Crazy Cruise is a nonsensical, mediocre, occasionally creative endeavor that gives Nickelodeon a bad reputation. And what a shame to, the twists and turns are really clever.

One Crazy Cruise is definitely insane. The events are out there, yet they're fun. The acting is okay and the story could have been something special. Overall, it's an enjoyable summer movie.