You have to add a lesbian sex scene to keep the 15 year old boys without the internet or too stupid to turn off a parental lock, to keep them watching. This was cool and edgy in before 2009, now it's just fluff.

All I knew about this 2019 movie from director Josh Hodgins was that it was a horror movie, which is essentially enough needed to get my attention. And since I hadn't already seen it, of course I took the time to sit down and watch it.

Now, the movie should have been titled "None Remains" because this is how I feel the movie will do to you; you just get up and turn it off. I managed to endure 47 minutes of pure torture before I had enough, caved in and gave up. Nothing of any worth or interest happened in these very, very long 47 minutes. And I can't really claim to have had any interest in the characters either.

Everything in those abysmal 47 minutes was just pointless and bland.

The storyline and plot in "One Remains" was lacking. I seriously have no idea what writers Nancy Criss, Josh Hodgins, Vanessa Leigh and Laura Megan Stahl were trying to accomplish with "One Remains". But pretty impressive that not one, but four, writers manage to produce something this unappealing. That is quite an accomplishment in itself.

As for the acting, well I didn't recognize anyone on the cast list, which is always a plus for me. I am sure that the actors and actresses were doing good enough jobs to the extend of their abilities, but they virtually had nothing - and I seriously mean that - to work with in terms of script, plot and storyline.

I am rating "One Remains" a generous two out of ten stars solely because the movie did seem to have adequate production value at least.

If you enjoy a good horror movie, do yourself a favor and stay well clear of "One Remains". It just simply isn't worth the time, money or effort.

Okay I did like the opening music!!!!!

-1 Star For the Opening Scene with Noah. Pointless scene.

-1 Star For the 1st night party... what kind of documentary crew comes with beer pong supplies , a couple 1.75 lts of rum to a guest house??? Aren't they supposed to be shooting a film???

+1 Star For the Hawt unnecessary Lesbian scene. This might have actually saved the movie from being shut off as it quickly descends down the path to Stupidville.

-1 Star for asking what the WIFI password is, when dude already told them there was no cell service there at the camp

The last third of the movie descends into some sort of senseless paranormal moment where the documentarians actually start eating each other. I mean really there's just no explanation for what happens. It's just senseless stuff.

And the ending, was pretty lame.

3/10