The way she gets out of the mental institution is just god awful stupid. They seriously couldn't write a somewhat intelligent way for her to escape?? Nope. It has to be the every person in the mental ward is a total moron. The first one was good. This is awful. Skip it. And now it takes more words to get a review on this site? That doesn't make any sense at all. There is a new algorithm in place to censor people who leaves bad reviews or the network has paid IMDB to make it harder for negative reviews to be posted. Never seen a 600 character requirement on this site before. So I'm going to keep writing til I know I've met this ridiculous requirement.
Orphan: First Kill
2022
Action / Crime / Drama / Horror / Mystery / Thriller
Orphan: First Kill
2022
Action / Crime / Drama / Horror / Mystery / Thriller
Plot summary
Esther's terrifying saga continues in this thrilling prequel to the original and shocking horror hit, Orphan. After orchestrating a brilliant escape from an Estonian psychiatric facility, Esther travels to America by impersonating the missing daughter of a wealthy family. Yet, an unexpected twist arises that pits her against a mother who will protect her family from the murderous "child" at any cost.
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The first 5 minutes will tell you how bad this is.
It's a Hard Knock Life...
After years of looking for her, she is found, the daughter who was lost, is homeward bound, it's a miracle, incredible, ever so slightly unbelievable, but the family's no longer crushed and feeling downed.
There's one or two things that have changed since she's been gone, a Baltic accent probably the noted one, proficient painter and artist, accomplished player, pianist, slightly forgetful, of past memories, she has none.
It all starts off, predictably, and without flare, about half way you start to think you just don't care, but the tangents do appear, and the ironies quite clear, but you've seen it many times before, from many different chairs.
Nowhere near as good as the original
I really enjoyed the first Orphan film. It was well-paced, atmospheric and creepy. This one does not measure up in any way. It starts out DUMB (sorry, but that is the best descriptor),and only gets DUMBER.
To begin, you have guards who simply stand there and literally allow themselves to be beaten to a pulp or killed. I mean it - they don't even flail their arms, much less at least try to push or fight off their attacker. These same guards 15 minutes prior, were shown as tough guys who understood, and made known, just how important the utmost security truly was. You then have characters (one of them a police officer),who take around ten minutes to get into their respective vehicles and start them. Person 1 is shown at their car, then you have a scene of someone doing something else for ten to fifteen minutes if not more, then you cut back to the scene of Person 1 closing their car door and starting their vehicle. Were they standing outside enjoying the snow for all that time? Don't EVEN get me started on Esther's invisibility or her superhuman invulnerability to fire!
There is a LOT more to shake your head at, but the most egregious PARTS (yes, plural) have to be either:
1. The fact that this is supposed to be a prequel, but the doctor shows the art teacher pictures of a family Esther was with previously, who wound up DEAD. (HELLO - I'm guessing this film is not "First Kill" after all?); AND
2. The main actress no longer looks like a girl - she LOOKS like a woman, so to have this film revolve around the premise that everyone just believes she's a kid, is beyond ridiculous. They even purposefully fill the film with numerous (I mean like 20+) shots of her (or of a little girl playing her) ONLY from behind.
The one good part of it - was the "twist". The problem is that I think those involved in making this were so excited to GET to it, that they just slapped everything else together and focused on the big reveal, which of course, diminishes the reveal.
All-in-all, certain films are so good that they lull you into allowing yourself to stretch the boundaries of your imagination in order to accomodate a few flaws. This film doesn't even try.