Apparently, this and Special Effects were shot back to back in 1983/84 as part of a package low-budget deal with Hemdale Films, and Cohen looked at Blind Alley as the "less complicated" one of the two (and hey, what says in-complicated like trying to direct a baby, right? By his account the baby Matthew did what he was told for the most part with help from his parents, and to Cohen's credit he's a great Baby Actor if that's a term I can throw, oh hey it's my review so I just did). The general impression on the whole from this one - which I like just slightly more than Special Effects) - is that it feels like Cohen in both the script and execution is making this like a Poverty Row director might in the 1940s, only updated for gratuitous nudity and occasionallu more brutal violence.
This is both to the benefit and detriment in the final product. I get that the film is about this baby who sees a killing, and even matches eyes with Johnny the killer (the actor Brad Rijn carries a certain intensity that works overall, a highlight being when he explains in his way of "comparative analysis" to Matthew via magazine how his predicament is not unlike... Elliot in ET, and it makes me smile to think of Larry Cohen watching ET like everyone else in the world, but I digress),and that Johnny is so pathological about pleasing his underworld boss that he'll stop at nothing to make sure the baby doesn't uh squeal or rattle or what have you, but... He's a baby. Cute one, but still not quite exactly able to pick a guy out of a line-up.
And the extent to which he ends up going to to shut a tyke up who can't even form words past Mom and No is kind of ridiculous. Moreover, Johnny is a pretty stupid and (connected with the Cohen ouvrere) violent and crazy, but by a certain point it's also the mom's fault for not seeing his other motives (Anne Carlisle, who actually does quite well with what she's given, most of all that intense real-crowd filmed set piece in the Soho streets with mom's baby daddy).
On the other hand, I like that only a story with such a nutty premise and execution, including a cast of supporting women friends of the Mom who make this a semi-sorta commentary on Feminist action against scumbag men (which in Cohen's world is almost a redundant statement) could come from such a mind and cinematic personality as his. It doesn't all work and sometimes drags, like with a police detective working the murder case who gets saddled with some clunky lines that only leads to a predictable (if dark) point, but Cohen, when he and his DP aren't using that high contrast or glaze or whatever it is on the lens to make exterior day scenes too bright, has some captivating compositions, like that other murder in the building set in silhouette against the downtown Manhattan skyline, or that wild shot where we see the kidnapping as the baby is on the carousel attached to a truck(!)
And how this ends ultimately is satisfying, even if it takes some time to get there. It's probably minor Cohen, but if you're like me and working your way through his body of work, it has its moments and eccentric and funny and hard-edged dialog to get you through.
Perfect Strangers
1984
Action / Crime / Drama / Thriller
Plot summary
A hit-man tries to seduce the mother of a child who witnessed his most recent kill.
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Baby's Day Out 1984
Neat urban noir thriller from the always reliable Larry Cohen
Hit-man Johnny (well played with brooding intensity by Brad Rijn) carves up a guy in an alley way. Two-year-old boy Matthew (a remarkably good portrayal by the adorable Matthew Stockley) witness the rub out. Johnny befriends Matthew's spunky and self-reliant single mom Sally (a fine and sympathetic performance by Anne Carlise of "Liquid Sky" fame) and plans on eventually killing Matthew. Cult writer/director Larry Cohen makes vivid and inspired use of the dingy New York City locations, firmly grounds the story in a totally plausible everyday reality populated by complex and credible true-to-life characters, and wrings plenty of white-knuckle suspense from the absorbing premise (a scene with Johnny and Matthew on a swing in an empty public park is truly harrowing). Rijn's Johnny makes for a fascinatingly conflicted main character: While his capacity for savage violence is genuinely frightening, Johnny's smooth charm, handsome looks, and anguished struggle with his own conscience ensure that he's nonetheless still a likable guy. The sound acting from a tip-top cast qualifies as a major asset: Rijn and Carlise do sterling work in the lead roles, with excellent support from John Woehrle as Sally's jerky ex-husband Fred, Stephen Lack as meddlesome detective Lieutenant Burns, Ann Magnuson as Sally's angry man-hating radical feminist friend Malda, and Zachary Hains as wise old Mafia capo Moletti. Paul Glickman's slick cinematography gives the picture a nice bright look. Dwight Dixon's moody'n'jazzy score also does the trick. An unjustly neglected and underrated sleeper.
Great Pictures of New York City
Greatly enjoyed this low budget film starring Anne Carlisle, (Sally) and Brad Rifin, (Johnny) and a little boy who becomes the real star of the show. This picture opens up with two men going down an alley in New York City and one of them gets knifed to death along with his throat cut from left to right. This is a mob rub out, however, there is an eye witness and the killer sees him face to face. The killer tells his mob bosses about the witness to his crime and that he will search the streets around the area of the killing. Brad Rijin, (Johnny) plays a mobster who meets up with a young gal named Sally, (Anne Carlisle) and the two of them pretty soon start making love, however, Johnny is only using Sally in order to gain her confidence and at the same time kill the witness to his crime. Entertaining film with great scenes of the Brooklyn Bridge and the Twin Towers in the background, rather sad. Enjoy.