I was fascinated by the reviews, above. No, I, thought, it couldn't be THAT bad. The above reviewers were actually being too kind.
It makes "Plan 9 From Outer Space" seem watchable.
I have been watching science-fiction since "Captain Video" (about 60 years) and have never seen the like.
The earlier reviewers were absolutely correct. They said it all. There's not much I can add, but a few of my own observations:
Were those supposed to be American accents?
The entire movie was cheap and, in addition, made absolutely no sense.
Sure was a lot of stock footage.
I almost died laughing when I read the question at the end of the review box: "Does this review contain spoilers?" Not possible!
I will end by saying I lasted 23 minutes then started writing this review for the 3 people who will look this up in the next 10 years
Predator: The Quietus
1988
Action / Horror
Plot summary
A baby is crawling in his front yard unattended and happen to findnd a small meteorite that just fell from space. So he puts it in his mouth and swallows it and in less than 24 hours he becomes a young teenage which blows his parents Minds and he has a very lustful taste for blood. And the new girl who happened to have just move next door is having an awesome is effect on his biological function. In which everything is since he was only born 24 hours ago but the mixed feelings he is getting from the young lady next door is yet to be heard seen and felt in short The Best Is Yet To Come
Uploaded by: FREEMAN
Director
Top cast
Tech specs
720p.WEB 1080p.WEBMovie Reviews
I lasted 23 minutes.
kelly3-274-753993 is absolutely correct
I made it to 29 minutes, before I pulled a total "What The Frig" am I watching, and came to IMDB to learn more. This movie is bad, in every possible way.
1. The sounds are bad. I make scarier sounds in the bathroom. 2. The sounds are stock, like from 1980 video game stock sounds 3. The insert clips are irrelevant. 4. The acting, oh my, if someone was hoping to launch their career here, that was not going to happen. 5. The locations are cheap. 6. The scriptwriting was an optional extra they did not pay for 7. The outfits are 1980's bad, and likely bought at a thrift shop, assembled by a blind monkey. 8. Did I mention it's not scary? 9. Don't waste your half hour, kelly is correct. Do anything else, ANYTHING. It's better than watching this.
Even dying of cancer would be better than watching this movie.
Lame "Wicker Man" wannabe is closer to "Raw Head Rex"
Weak low-budget Irish horror film about an American tabloid reporter investigating mysterious disappearances and livestock mutilations in the Irish countryside. Writer/director/producer Leslie McCarthy (his only film credit) clearly sought to tell a horror tale of ancient mythical creatures and the modern world colliding, in what I'm guessing was supposed to be along the lines of the intelligent "The Wicker Man" or the scary but glib "An American Werewolf in London." The film ends up failing to be serious, scary, or funny, which doesn't leave much else for an audience to enjoy. Nothing I can think of to recommend except for some 1980s Irish countryside photography. Even "Raw Head Rex" is better than this.