What an "unusual" movie.
This is probably not even a B movie but a C movie.
Its plot seems to be something about a policeman investigating an alien substance which can turn people into charcoal in seconds. It seems to be set in the future and is an odd mix of sci-fi, horror and detective story. Sound good but its not. It would probably have made a great graphic novel. That is as much as I could understand as the plot is very confusing. As is the acting.
The acting is some of the worst I have ever seen, almost every actor involved seems to experience episodic brain freeze as they forget their lines mid sentence and......then remember but not without it being obvious its a fluffed take. There seems to be quite a few cuts which made the movie where actors make mistakes but somehow they made the edit. There are also scenes where actors seem to jump position, maybe because they have stopped and started filming but didn't manage to reset correctly.
Surprisingly some of the special effects look quite good, the death scenes of the alien substance are actually not bad, but the spaceships and other gore scenes are quite poor in comparison. The fight scenes are terrible though with some pretty strange fight noises going on. It seems to haven been an ambitious production, very ambitious based on the tiny budget spent.
The soundtrack is basically one man or woman? and their Casio keyboard apart from the one actual song about the line of doooteee at the end credits. If you make it this far you are a man my son.
The dialogue is hard to follow and even care about as are many of the characters. You may struggle to know who is who, what they are or do they even matter.
The main character Corby is played as if he is a private detective, complete with monologues and haunting saxophone while he moans about his life. Even though women seem to be throwing themselves at him everywhere he goes.
I could only recommend this kind of movie if you enjoy bad movies when you are drunk to enjoy picking holes in them. The poster is by far the best thing about this.
Watching this is not a constructive use of your time on this planet.
Primal Scream
1987
Action / Sci-Fi / Thriller
Primal Scream
1987
Action / Sci-Fi / Thriller
Plot summary
In the future, a private detective tries to stop a large corporation from mining an element whose side effects include igniting human flesh and destroying internal body parts.
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In the line of doooteee!
The Primal Scream Will Be From the Audience
This review contains some slight SPOILERS. Not that anyone is going to read a review for this movie...
I confess that I am a big sucker for the blending of science fiction and detective stories. So it came as no surprise to me when I just couldn't resist renting this movie when I read the plot description both on this website and on the movie box. I thought that it might be a cool mystery set in outer space, sort of like the 1989 Brigitte Nielson movie, Murder By Moonlight.' The box cover art showed a spaceship and astronauts and a vile of some chemical. It looked cool! Little did I realize how far off this presupposition would be. In reality, this movie spends all of four minutes in space at the very beginning, when we see some sort of cheesy hijacking of a space station, and the highjackers hop into an escape pod back to Earth. And it's all downhill from there. From that point on, we follow a really lousy character named Corby McHale. He's a private detective, the type that you can find in pulp novels. A slob. A womanizer. But a nice guy. But I didn't for one moment care if he lived or died. Or any of the characters, since they are all uninteresting and none of them are played by any familiar faces. I just wanted my murder mystery to start.
Oh, there was a supposed murder mystery going on, too. You just couldn't understand it. The plot revolves around this big evil company that is mining a new element called Hellfire. There is a radical group that does not want Hellfire to ever get distributed. What is Hellfire for and why does the group oppose it? That is one of the many things that I could not quite put my finger on throughout the movie. He is hired by the sister of the corporation's head man. I didn't exactly know what she expected McHale to do for her, but about halfway through the movie, her brother is killed and he sets out to find the killer. The brother is killed with Hellfire, you see, and when injected into your system, Hellfire turns you into a crispy critter through one of the lousiest special effects processes you'll ever see. Then some more people are killed with Hellfire. It is another confusing aspect, as they are just plopped into the picture and killed. Well, to make matters short, I was pretty sore that my murder mystery turned into a muddled mess. They throw in cliched characters, including the ex-girlfriend/police detective that still loves McHale, a prostitute that frequently visits McHale, and the oh-so-funny sidekick/street bum that helps McHale out. But who cares? The entire cast of `You Can't Do That On Television' could have strolled into the picture and I wouldn't be any more interested in it. In fact, the more I think about how lousy and uninteresting the writing and directing was, the more I have hated this movie as I have written this very paragraph.
You know, any movie that is stupid enough to name its lead character `McHale' and open itself up to `McHale's Navy' wisecracks (which I made throughout the whole film) deserves to get thoroughly lambasted. In fact, I can recommend this movie to only one type of person: fans of the show `Mystery Science Theater 3000.' It is so easy to make jokes at (almost as easy as the hideous 1986 version of `Breeders') so grab a bunch of like-minded friends and have a good chuckle. You won't enjoy it if you take it seriously. McHale!!!!! Zantara's score: 1 out of 10