Clearly the shark had read Student Fishing for Dummies (the students had only read Acting by Dummies),as it ripped, sliced, sheared into teenage torso tummies, although since that's its modus operandi, you can't be too critical of how it takes its candy, but it does leave you in guffaws, when you think of all the flaws and curious whether Michael Caine might appear in Shark Bait 4, as he had done in a similar film some years previously (about 1987 if you want to look it up, although I wouldn't be tempted to watch it, unless you enjoyed this!).
Alas poor Robert Shaw and Roy Scheider are no longer with us, in a similar way that this film won't be with you this time tomorrow, which is a plus.
Shark Bait
2022
Action / Horror / Thriller
Shark Bait
2022
Action / Horror / Thriller
Plot summary
A group of friends enjoying a weekend steal a couple of jetskis racing them out to sea, ending up in a horrific head-on collision. They struggle to find a way home with a badly injured friend while from the waters below predators lurk.
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Pedigree Chum...
Sharks do the world a favour by improving the human gene pool.
Story: A bunch of drunken, incredibly stupid total a-holes have a completely avoidable accident and get eaten by sharks.
All the characters are utterly unlikable and the movie is easily 30 minutes too long for its paper thin plot and dreadful writing.
If these had been real people you'd thank the sharks for doing the world a favour. Sadly they couldn't eat the film itself and save everyone that saw this some valuable time.
Not too bad
Enjoyed this movie.. it was nothing that haven't been seen before but the acting was good and MOST of the time you didn't notice the green screen :),and the practical effects/makeup was quite good.
The characters DID make a lot of really stupid mistakes and of course having the shark target people near and far was a bit.. meh
But all in all, it's a decent movie for a movie night.