How many girls in bikinis were in this movie? If you decide to watch this movie, I dare you to count how much cleavage and sensual moments are in the movie. The audio is terrible, the soundtrack is horrible, the blood looks like ketchup and the acting is atrocious. The only reason you should watch this is if you want to watch hot women in bikinis being eaten by sharks made out of bad CGI. The CGI is even worse than the special effects from Jurassic Shark. Don't watch this movie, at all, if you don't like bad CGI and don't watch it if you're looking for a movie with good story and decent to good acting. 1.3/10, the previous efforts from the director of this aren't that good either.
Shark Exorcist
2015
Action / Comedy / Fantasy / Horror / Mystery / Sci-Fi / Thriller
Shark Exorcist
2015
Action / Comedy / Fantasy / Horror / Mystery / Sci-Fi / Thriller
Keywords: demonsharkdevilnundemonic possession
Plot summary
A demonic nun summons Satan to a small fishing village, where he takes over the bodies of a great white shark and a young woman. A chain reaction of evil grips the tiny community as shredded bodies wash ashore. A Catholic priest arrives, and he must fight both teeth and temptation on land and sea in order to send these man-killers back to Hell before the tide comes in for good!
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Like watching a porno without sex
I like to get wet
A demonic CG shark has infected the lake of Paris, Tennessee. It has something to do with a nun who appears at the beginning and end of the film. The script and acting was so bad it was funny. I admit I laughed at all the babes and near babes roll around on the ground spouting out idiotic lines. Madison Carney was so bad, she made me howl. Roni Jonah as a shark psychic was also a hoot. The mentally handicapped girl playing with sharks....seriously? Yes the film was terrible and amateur from start to finish, but I eked out some entertainment from it. For serious bad movie lovers only. What did director Donald Farmer do? "Girls, read these lines like you can't act." And what could they possibly spent $300,000 on in this film? It is not as if they closed down the lake, there are boats in the background.
Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity. Lots of girls in swim suits....and how big is this shark that it can swim in ankle deep water without showing its dorsal fin?
This was just ridiculously bad...
Granted, with a title such as "Shark Exorcist", expectation for this 2015 movie weren't particularly great when I sat down to watch the movie in 2020. I hadn't even heard about the movie prior to stumbling upon it. And I actually hoped that this movie from writer and director Donald Farmer might actually be so bad that it would actually be fun to watch.
Expect it was not the case. "Shark Exorcist" was just downright bad. Trust me.
The storyline as written by Donald Farmer just made very little coherent sense. It felt mostly like the movie was just a random collection of filmed scenes put together and something that resembled a red line was there, as the segments were put together according to what made sense to put where. But the overall movie was just lacking a proper storyline with interesting contents.
For a shark movie, even for a dubious shark movie such as this, then "Shark Exorcist" just failed entirely. Every single shark attack was just questionable. You saw a questionably animated CGI shark swimming about in very deep water - making you wonder just how deep that lake was - and then people would vanish under the surface. No signs of the shark, no struggle, no blood, and then it was followed up with a body floating around in the shallow water - that would not and could not support a swimming shark - with theatrical blood splattered on them and no injuries. It was just horrible to witness.
The acting in the movie was atrocious for the most parts. Well, taking into consideration the fact that the actors and actresses in the movie had nothing to work with, the acting was still bad.
"Shark Exorcist" is as uneventful as it is pointless. Some of us suffered through this ordeal of a movie so you don't have to. A word of warning, take heed and do not waste your time, money or effort on "Shark Exorcist". It just isn't worth it.
My rating of this 2015 movie lands on a mere one out of ten stars, as it is without a doubt one of the worst - if not the worst - shark movies I have seen.