Why, oh why isn't there a zero on the scoring system? The Room (2003). Tycus (1999). Anything with Adam Sandler in it.
These are all better movies than this piece of crap. Even the suspend-your-belief moments are suspending their beliefs.
Most of the badness comes from the script (third-rate even by Disney-standards),but a lot comes from the super bad acting by Thomas Horn (Jimmy). It's over the top, he's got a squeaky "Gee Whiz" voice, with all the utterly FAKE surprise of that expression. His actions are weird, kind of immoral, and unsympathetic actions (designed to make the character "grow" later on in the story) are totally fake and why oh why would that girl be attracted to him? Oh yeah: his team mates are even LESS attractive. He's girly, and not in a good way. You want to shout "It's getting better" at him all the time, but that would not refer to his acting, only to his conveyed personal life.
This is just bad, very bad.
0/10 The Melancholic Alcoholic.
Space Warriors
2013
Action / Adventure / Family
Space Warriors
2013
Action / Adventure / Family
Keywords: competitionnasaspace shuttlespace camp
Plot summary
A group of kid space cadets must help in the rescue of three astronauts whose ship got stranded in space.
Uploaded by: OTTO
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This Science Camp movie is so bad, it'll drive kids AWAY from science, not towards it. It's just that bad.
Previous reviews are extremely funny
First off let me say, this is a movie for 5 to 7 year old's. Obviously not meant for adults? Really? 5 to 7 year old children are not adults ? Wow, who knew....The movie may have been awful ,but some of the reviews seem to be written the dullest knives in the drawer. At least the people behind this movie, no matter how awful it is, has done something, or at least tried to do something. What risks have any of you taken writing a review ? I think it would be really great if people could be a little less " in your face" when writing their reviews. Just make a point without being overly wordy. It's boring and doesn't guarantee anyone will read your entire review.
Movie is so bad, it kills off any interest of kids becoming scientists or astronauts, it's just that bad.
Why, oh why isn't there a zero on the scoring system? The Room. Tycus. Anything with Adam Sandler in it.
These are all better movies than this piece of crap. Even the suspend-your-belief moments are suspending their beliefs.
Most of the badness comes from the script (third-rate even by Disney-standards),but a lot comes from the super bad acting by Thomas Horn (Jimmy). It's over the top, he's got a squeaky "Gee Whiz" voice, with all the fake surprise of that expression. His actions are weird, kind of immoral, and unsympathetic actions (designed to make the character grow later on) are totally fake and why oh why would that girl be attracted to him? Oh yeah: his team mates are even LESS attractive. He's girly, and not in a good way. You want to shout "It's getting better" at him all the time, but that would not refer to his acting, only to his conveyed personal life.
This is just bad, very bad.
0/10 The Melancholic Alcoholic.