Boring movie, Noah canastrão, I let it go, I don't like to leave a movie in half, even when it is totally unsalted ... The second act improved, when it portrayed the families accessing the application, and the third act trying to redeem itself and show the strength of women, it sounded fake, it didn't save the movie...
Swiped
2018
Action / Comedy / Romance
Plot summary
James, a college freshman and computer genius, is enlisted by his womanizing roommate, Lance, to code the ultimate hook-up app. But when James discovers that his divorced mother is using the app, unexpected consequences ensue.
Uploaded by: FREEMAN
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Weak...
Swipe left on this trainwreck.
There are two things in this world that I dislike. The first is trite, predictable movies with obvious plotlines. And the second is a writer / director that threatens to sue people who speak poorly of her movie. Ann Deborah Fishman? Meet the "Streisand Effect".
Now here's the thing, directors are people and they can feel strongly about their movies. I get it. You put a lot of work and time into making a movie and if people are too harsh, or say bad things about it the creator feels slighted. But there are ways to deal with this. You don't threaten to sue a bunch of people on youtube because of it. This causes drama and it never looks good on you. But I figured that I'd give it a fair shot. I really wish now I hadn't seen this.
Unlike other movies dealing with online culture like "The Social Network", this movie doesn't seem to get the whole point of what online culture is. After all, if the writer / director did she wouldn't have responded in the way she did. But a lot of that can be forgiven if the movie itself is good. It isn't. The acting is bad. The sound quality is bad. The blocking is bad. There is simply nothing good about this movie.
Basic story is that some young computer genius, who's life is all about his computer and being online, creates the ultimate dating and hook-up app at the behest of his roommate. Then he finds out his Mom is using it. Cue the change of heart and... you've heard this story before.
There's nothing original here. The plot could have been lifted from any number of bad teen comedies and often times feels like it has. There's just nothing really of note here.
Avoid at all costs.
I'll say NO to the ah Centimayo
Ok, I'll be straightforward here... I haven't exactly seen this movie. But I watched Danny Gonzalez react to it, and holy crap, does it look bad. So bad. Like, vomit inducing bad. Don't do this to yourself. Why would you do this to yourself? You know you have the choice not to watch it, right? Just... Make that choice?