College student Neil is pretty much in it. His parents are part of a cult that worship Satan, Neil has been encouraged to remain a virgin as part of their 'religion.' However Neil is unaware that his parents plan for Neil to be sacrificed to Satan in order to prevent peace on Earth for a further thousand years. Neil's parents relate to him that he was born for a purpose, and he later discovers what they have in store for him, only just escaping the Sacrificial alter. Neil has to lose his virginity in a bid to save his life. He tries everything, with little luck, then contemplates a prostitute.

I love that in so many productions it's an Englishman that's cast as a villain, Cary Elwes is amusing as Sheldon, he has a great voice. He's physically quite amusing too.

Some of the production values look a little cheap at times, but it doesn't matter, it's not trying to be something other then an amusing b movie.

It's not exactly a laugh out loud fest, more the type of film that will have you sniggering at times, it has to be said though that Jesse Carere and Daryl Sabara are both very charismatic, and worthy leads.

Worth a giggle. 6/10

For this genre (comedy/horror) Teen Lust isn't a bad one. It's not the best in this genre but it is for sure worth a watch. There is much more comedy than horror so don't expect a lot of bloody and/or scary scenes because it's not that kind of movie. The humor is a bit teenager stuff but it's fun to watch. I had a couple good laughs so I'm satisfied. You have to like stupid humor though otherwise just skip this movie. The story is dumb and so is the humor, the acting isn't bad, and the story is just fun light entertainment, good enough for me.

I thought the premise of the film was lending itself to some fun. I was imagining a mix of magic used for pornographic reasons and devil ridden apostles trying to kill the protagonist. But in the end it was just uneventful, unsuspenseful and unfunny.

There isn't more I can say about it, except to fill the mandatory (and pointless!) ten lines, not because I can't find something, but because there really isn't anything worth telling. I think Jesse Carere is a talented young actor that was completely wasted on a really weak script.

Bottom line: waste of time.