THE MAN FROM THE DINER'S CLUB is not Danny Kaye's best film by any stretch, but it has it's moments. Kaye is a member of the staff of the local office of the Diner's Club, and has several things against him. He is a stumble-bum type, frequently causing trouble for fellow employees. There is a running gag with Anne Marie Gilbert, who runs the computer system. It is one of the original computers - which had hundreds of cards in the system. Kaye keeps causing a switch to be pushed that causes all the cards to come out and fall through a window into the street like so much confetti. His boss Everett Sloane threatens to fire him if he goofs up again. So does his supervisor Howard Caine (who is mad that Kaye got the job that should have gone to Caine's nephew).

Kaye is also in the middle of wedding plans. He is marrying Martha Hyer, and is more nervous than usual as the date of the wedding (a few days later) approaches). But then a real disaster upsets everything. Kaye discovers he has approved the credit card application of a notorious mobster (Telly Savalas),and that this is the type of goof-up that Sloane and Caine are looking for.

The film follows Kaye's attempts to retrieve the credit card from Savallas. Little does he know that Savallas (in an early role here - complete with wig) is planning to get to Mexico using the Diner's Club Card of a member - but not the one Kaye would think. He also is planning to have his trail ended by using a substitute corpse.

There are funny moments in the film - Kaye rushing through a wedding rehearsal much to the dismay of Hyer and the annoyance of minister Ronald Long. Also Kaye pretending to be a German masseuse and giving a ridiculous rubdown to his foe Caine (you will see this and never be able to hear the word "tensing" said again with a straight face). Savallas is fine as a self-pitying gangster, wondering why we fought World War II if we allowed a home-grown gestapo (i.e.: his take on the FBI) take root. Savallas is also good dealing with his girlfriend Cara Williams, who he keeps referring to as a "birdbrain". In the end she does show she has more in her than he thinks. George Kennedy, as Savallas' right hand man, does the best he can with his role. And the final sight of Everett Sloane is also curious. Injured towards the end of the movie, we last see him on two crutches. Momentarily we think of Sloane's best recalled film role: Arthur Bannister in THE LADY FROM SHANGHAI.

Danny Kaye made this movie at age 50, just as he was transitioning into his long-running, successful TV show. It's a shame that the film wasn't better tailored to his talents. He gets to do a few funny facial expressions, but no singing or dancing, and almost no verbal humor (his specialties). Probably the best bit is when he pretends to be a Swedish masseur and does dialect humor while he gets revenge on his oppressive office-mate. Most of the blame can be placed on the weak, dated script by "Bill Blatty" (Mr. Exorcist),which is full of tired office humor from the early 60s. (It makes HOW TO SUCCEED IN BUSINESS look slick and sophisticated.) Kaye is paired up romantically with a girl clearly out of his league; why would such a hot number put up with a nerd who keeps putting off the wedding? Telly Savalas and Cara Williams make a nice team as the bumbling villain and his moll; Harry Dean Stanton makes an uncredited appearance as a poetry-spouting beatnik. (Yes, what early 60s film would be complete without a beatnik?) Music by Stu Phillips (Cosby Show) tends toward the Carl Stallings cartoon approach. The cinematography is dull and lifeless. If you want REAL Danny Kaye, turn back the clock a decade or more before this lemon, or hope that someday his great TV show is packaged for DVD.

Although another viewer said that Danny Kaye looks like he was doing something originally meant for Jerry Lewis, The Man From The Diner's Club actually is taken part and parcel from the Bob Hope comedy Alias Jesse James.

In the Hope film he plays a life insurance salesman who sells a policy to Jesse James and spends the whole film trying to get it back and rescinded. In this film Kaye works at the Diner's Club Credit Card company and accidentally okays a credit card for gangster Telly Savalas.

Savalas has enough of his own problems, his American assets are frozen in lieu of an income tax liability and he's trying to flee the country to Mexico where he's got cash stashed away. Savalas has a distinct physical trait in that he's got one foot a size 10 and the other a size 11. He's got a guy picked out for a homicide with the same characteristics who goes and gets killed in traffic accident.

But when Kaye comes to call about the Diner's Club card, Savalas notices he has the same set of feet. Another pigeon, but Kaye in his usual bumbling way manages to get through it all.

The Man From The Diner's Club sports a good supporting cast in Martha Hyer who is so beautiful you can't conceive of a bumbling Danny Kaye getting anywhere near here. Cara Williams plays a nice part as Savalas's brain dead moll and she has a terrific drunk scene. George Kennedy plays a similarly brain dead muscle guy for Savalas and he shows a nice flair for comedy that rarely was utilized in his career. Everett Sloane is Kaye's excitable boss and Martin Caine is his sneaky rival in the company.

Kaye has some good moments in the final chase scene where just about the entire cast gets involved. His best moment is with Ann Morgan Guilbert who has designed a system for information retrieval on those old punch cards that computers back in the stone age utilized. Twice in the film the bungling Kaye flips a switch that sends a blizzard of punch cards spewing around the office. That bit was partially taken from the Tracy/Hepburn comedy Desk Set. In fact I think some of the set for that film's computer Emirac was used in this film also from Columbia.

It's not Danny Kaye's best film and it certainly was cobbled together from other sources, but I think his still legion of fans will be pleased with it.