This is a film about Carl (John Halas) and Jade ( Alana Jackler),two strangers tied to a tree. They are going to be killed by a group of what are apparently demon worshippers judging by the overuse of voice enhancers and backwards masking. That is pretty much it. Oh, there are some flashbacks. Film uses quick cut away scenes and stills.
Note: If you are sitting on the ground tied around the arms with your back to a tree and your hands are free. Just inhale to loosen the ropes and pull them up over your head.
There are worse movies out there. None came to mind while I was watching this one.
Parental Guide: F-bombs. Appears to have some quick shots of a sex scene from a male's nude behind.
The Taking
2013
Action / Horror / Thriller
The Taking
2013
Action / Horror / Thriller
Plot summary
Two strangers must discover a way to escape a sinister family who wishes to sacrifice their souls to an evil presence.
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The worst movie of all time
I have never written a review on IMDb before. This movie was so awful, so pointless and utterly devoid of artist merit that I felt compelled to write one. I'm a huge fan of experimental, avant- garde art-house films, but this is like something that a class of 6th graders put together. In addition to the utter absence of a plot, characters, narrative structure or even a point, the sound design is so awful that it's literally unbearable. Someone needs to explain to the "Director" that loud screeching noises and unintelligible distorted voices are not, in themselves, even remotely scary or interesting. I cannot emphasize enough how bad this movie is. I've seen a lot of bad movies, and usually there is at least SOMETHING to redeem them; this movie misses even that low bar. Avoid at all costs.
Unequivocally the "worst movie ever"
When IMDb used to have a forum section for each movie, people would often make the clichéd "Worst movie ever" post. I challenge anyone who ever made such a post to compare whatever movie they were writing about to this one.
There are no redeeming features in this film except for the tittle and genre. It is across the board awful. The dialog is atrocious. The score is horrible. The script is nonexistent.
I can't fathom how this could ever have been made let alone distributed. It can only be because it's a great title for a horror film. Anyone who actually watched it would just be dumbfounded at what they had just seen.