This is a costume party. Someone mentioned Monty Python. It looks like it will be good. Maybe like a commercial for food. It looks good, but it isn't. Seen on Tubi, the free streaming site; which has older theater films, and newer indies.

Kae (Jenny Sterlin) is a magician/sorceress and is kept prisoner in a tower (not the one on the DVD cover). She is locked in a room and apparently didn't have a hairpin. Groth (Mark Evans) is the bad guy and has joined forces with the Necromancer! (Christopher L. McAllister) Derick (Brandon Tyler Harris) dressed as a conquistador with a violet paisley top and purple striped pantaloons ie going to rescue her with the help of similarly dressed conquistadors (one is a red-headed female) and magicians Arcadia (Taylor Rose) and Rahim (Brandon Gill). And there are zombie-like creatures running around too.

This is a low budget film. The dialogue was dreadfully boring. The period dress was anachronistic. Arcadia wearing stretch knits. The fighting choreography was a laugh. If you can't fight do the speed up and slow motion like Seagal. Not only was the film cheap, but they must have used the lowest bidder to make the DVD as my new one would pause too frequently on its own.

Guide: No swearing, sex, or nudity. Not even a gadzooks!

...Tower of S***

For what appears to be a dark ages era film...everyone is awfully clean shaven (not very dark ages). The house innit has crown moulding and what appear to be thermopane windows (not very dark ages). Oh...and everyone is like 22 years old in it.