I wasn't half way through the first act, when there was a knock on the door. I ignored it, but the caller was persistent, so I finally exited through the back and walked the long way around the house to get a good look at them from a distance. There was no one there. Just something mysteriously causing that knocking. So I walked up to the door (very slowly) and discovered it was coming from the inside! Then I remembered I had invited my crazy friend. Huh!

I'm 25 minutes in, and I'm writing my feelings here to get it out of my system, while I'm still awake!

Well that's my saracasm over, and now a punters point of view...

It's slow. Music makes the movie slow. Cinematography is bad - or is it the director of the shot? - where 5 seconds of a movie is dedicated to watching a woman air cycle exercises - absolutely no point to that shot, or the length of time given.

What seemed minutes... yes minutes, given to watching the actress face and text messages... is not going to sell this movie to get people talking.

Story, direction, cinematography?

I'm British. Proud. Come on guys, fellow Brit moviemakers, take your inspiration from the past greats? What makes a great movie? From movies such as Ace in the Hole, to Raiders Lost Ark, to Gravity, to Parasite. Break them down, why they are so good. Be successful, make money, produce more. PLEASE!!!!

Aim for the next one. Learn. Don't give up.

This one sucks.

Sorry, too weird even for me...and that is saying something. Don't care about random person or random person or random person. Don't care about beeps or boops. Don't care about ominous music throughout (if everything is scary then nothing is). Or the deep voice reading off poetry unrelated to what I'm seeing.

Pay the viewer and maybe you'll get someone who actually finishes it. Or give an intro so we care about the characters...or have characters. Something beyond "child who we saw the parent and grandparent of once".

Why would I want to watch a movie with text going by about how terrible the work is. Why not viscerally show me how terrible it is? Or at least hint at it. Though maybe they think this blank space is horrible (seems like life to me).