One Monday at Universal: Studio exec- That lego movie is making big bucks! We need to cash in. What you property can we get? *silence* The Intern - My cousin matched with a girl on Tinder with someone that works at Bobbleheads?

And so the first trumpet of the apocalypse sounded. That is, if one can believe in the lord anymore. How could a loving God allow such a blasphemy to be created? Were we not punished enough with Food Fight??

If you're the kind of person that watched Cats just because they wanted to see an utter failure, you're next movie has arrived, quietly dumped to Netflix.

Bobbleheads: The Movie is once again proof that Netflix still remains a fertile breeding ground for this kind of bottom-of-the-barrel drivel. The characters' rough, unpolished, and rather ugly-looking designs and lackluster animation (even for a Direct-to-DVD movie) are only the beginning of this movie's many issues. In a plot you've likely heard a million times before, the eponymous bobbleheads come to life when nobody's looking and vie to protect their family's home from the dad character's trailer-trash brother. The movie initially seems like it's going to follow the equally worn-out "kid gets workaholic parents to pay attention to them" plot, but this is dropped quite early in and only given a brief nod later. The rest of the movie is a nonsensical, incoherent, and boring mess that tries to do entirely too much at once without making an effort to tie any of it together. The eponymous bobbleheads are either annoying or just flat-out unlikable and the movie's main antagonist comes off more as hapless than actually mean or nasty. The movie also mentions several supplementary materials and characters the bobbleheads were based on, but none of these elements are explained to the viewers in any way, only serving to make the plot even more confusing (and makes the out-of-nowhere appearance of a bobblehead version of Cher a flat-out Big-Lipped Alligator Moment). Put this multitude of shortcomings into a food processor, set to "puree" for a few minutes, and you get this bobbling, bubbling sludge pile of a movie as a result. Interestingly, several Disney alumni and the art director of the below Foodfight! Were involved with this film.

The first thing I want to say is that I am going to have nightmares from how disturbing the bobbleheads are.

There was no need to make this movie, the animation is hard to look at and the voice acting is really weird and hard to listen to.

Pointless songs about bobbleheads and making up words with the word bobble.

And bobblehead Cher was frighteningly disturbing giving me nightmares especially with the heads always moving making you dizzy and nauseated.