Wow, these reviews completely miss the point. People who expect to be happy all the time, and can actually trick themselves into believing they are, will not like this. People who cannot appreciate quiet, dry, ironic humor will not like this. Most people will not like this; that doesn't make it any less wonderful. If you like dark humor, and if you understand how it feels to push your broken down car all the way home uphill only to then discover that you locked your keys in it and now can't get into your house, this movie might be for you. All of the performers were excellent and I really hope they get some bigger projects.
Best line: "You are the most non-racist white person I have ever met, and the only one who has ever been nice to me. Now, I will teach you the secret handshake that only black people know."
I've Got Issues
2019
Action / Comedy / Drama
I've Got Issues
2019
Action / Comedy / Drama
Plot summary
A comedy about despair and what to do with it.
Uploaded by: FREEMAN
Director
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It's like 10,000 spoons, when all ya need is a life...It's meeting the man of my dreams, and stabbing him with a butcher knife. Isn't it psychotic, dontcha think?
I like it.
But I don't understand.
I have to write this bit here because otherwise it complains the review is too short to post.
Despair personified,
This film has little if any plot other than to show a bunch of people caught in the mundane ritual of asking why? There is seemingly no character development. Everyone in this film portrays a loser in life, each one with their own question of "what do I do next?" The sewer alien adds zero value to the already painfully slow series of stories. I could not finish the movie even with any hope that it might get better. You know how sometimes we watch movies with that hope? Not gonna happen here. I guess the actors were brilliant because the point of the movie was to show boring people doing sad,stupid or boring things that we sort of all do. If I could give this film a negative rating I would.