I've noticed that some who review here vote based upon their "loyalties" to certain actors, genre, or other specifics or topics within the movie. For example, I like Harvey Keitel, but I'm not going to automatically give a movie like this a fake rating because of that. Or the fact that I tend to enjoy Sci-Fi, but again, simply because it happens to qualify under that category I cannot pretend this movie was something it is not. This movie proves both: Great actors can star in bad movies, and certain topics we all "wish" worked out can fail miserably. I really wish more people would start rating based upon reality - and put their loyalties aside.

Narration from an unrecognizable Hayden Christensen that feels as if it was lifted from Harrison Ford circa 1982. Co-star Harvey Keitel saying his lines as if he were reading them from cue cards. Cringe-worthy dialogue, obvious Pink Floyd references, a tired Mexican standoff, and acting that screams straight-to-video. Interior dig shots so dark and droll, you can't see what the heck is going on. Doofus side characters that look too much alike. It's all here in The Last Man (my latest review). Once is the "last" time I plan on seeing The Last Man. Sadly it's the Ishtar of science fiction endeavors. Natch!

Anyway, "Man" takes place in the future and was filmed in Argentina. Its musical score is decently apocalyptic while its look is rainy, thundered, and ho-hum dystopian. As for The Last Man's story, well it's about a combat veteran who has post-traumatic stress disorder. With advice from an old-timer street prophet, he decides to prepare for the end of days. Somewhere Rick Deckard is viewing this flick while dreaming of unicorns and deciding whether or not he is openly human. And somewhere Malcolm McDowell's Alex DeLarge is getting his eyeballs dilated as he views some morbidly sadistic images.

The Last Man, which comes off like a nowhere version of Blade Runner without any Philip Marlowe protocol, feels self-serious, tedious, and badly mean-spirited. You can even add a muted version of 1995's Strange Days and A Clockwork Orange for faux inspiration. Basically, "Man" rivals these movies yet doesn't have any real cinematic reason for existing. "Man's" director (Rodrigo H. Vila) forcefully plagiarizes his vision, there's some absurd beatings, lead Christensen mumbles his way through the proceedings, "Man" stumbles incredibly in its way-out narrative, and the flick announces itself as a jaded poster child for PTSD (mentioned earlier).

Bottom line: The Last Man is the most non-sensed form of sci-fi drivel I've seen in many a moon. It belongs in the Best Buy "trash bin". Rating: 1 star.

This has to be one of the worst movies I have ever seen- The reviewers giving this a 2,3 or 4 are being far to generous as this is one of those movies that you look at the time every 5 minutes to see when it will be over and wondering when it will get better; hint: It never does it actually gets worse the longer the movie meanders on!

It is as though they took a Spanish translator who was not to good at his job at translating the script and made a movie from his mumblings as hardly any of the movie makes any sense whatsoever. I only realised this might have been some sort of Spanish collaboration when the three main security guys who all looked the same, spoke the same and had the usual Spanish beards but equally awful acting ability made a nod at perhaps these were all relatives of the Director or writer.

Then we throw in a pretty girl for no reason whatsoever and with the usual mysterious Eastern European accent to try and fool the viewers that this was going to be some exotic femme-fatal - Fatal is the word but not in the good way as her accent could not disguise her atrocious acting ability and prancing around in her first scene like a model when the movie had started in what looked like a post apocalyptic ghetto with people living in rags cmon. Then we have...hold on while i Yaaaawnnnn... Neo Nazi good old trope but in this case bad old trope and the most wimpy and weak characters that would not scare the skin off a custard - oh my goodness you have to watch their scenes to see how awful this movie really is.

I could go on for hours describing why this was so bad as virtual;ly every second presentedus with something absurd, awful, terrible...from the very first opening scene which another viewer mentioned American soldiers wearing WWII helmets then fast forwarding so some eastern european looking concrete jungle then throwing in some awful guy with a Manchester accent in another improbable scene complaining about a homeless guy outside his home when the whole city was in ruin - really??? Even in the security agency little things that i would otherwise ignore made me wonder like the computer monitor which was CRT and not a flat screen and this is supposed to be set in the future; its as if the directors tried to just do everything on the cheap. What am I watching were my thoughts as minute crawled by minute of cringeworthy acting and awful disconnected dialogue and scenes - notably the one in the insane asylum and the overacting black guy in the cage - what was all that about??? Answers on a postcard please! The funniest scene was Haydn taking out the Nazis with a pistol and some night vision goggles on when it was not dark enough to need them lol I fell off the chair and my tv exploded in utter frustration at that point.

The director and writer of this calamity should never be allowed to make another movie, rarely do I see such a disaster in nearly every area from acting ability, special effects, dialogue, story, camerawork - it truly is awful. Then we have Haydn doing some sort of nonsensical Apocalypse Now voice over with what sounds like a sore throat or some vo-coded nonsense to make him sound manly and James Earl Jones'ish - That was when I started laughing; just before I started crying when the female non-actress started mincing around and talking complete gibberish.

The question I want answered is what are actors like Harvey Keitel and Haydn Christensen doing in this? I would have thought the Direct Line insurance ads would be making enough money for Harvey than to appear in this turgid bore-fest and set his career into the nosedive that has affected so many other greats like Nic Cage, John Cusack, Clancy Brown,Ron Perlman et al Surely they read the script before accepting the role or is it as I would surmise saw the pay packet and just grabbed without looking.

What really puts the cherry on top of this turdcake (I can find no other polite expression to call this nonsense) is the Harvey Keitel final voice-over giving some utterly pointless and nonsensical apologue and to make matters worse a final end mid credits scene of Haydn and the girl in the cellar (For no apparent reason whatsoever than to copy the current trend).

I very rarely give a movie 1/10 but this truly is one of the worst movies I have seen this year and rates alongside The Bad Batch as a complete and utter waste of money and the viewers time - I do genuinely feel I have been cheated out of two hours of my life having to endure this cinematic aural and visual torture but due to my movie watching OCD i have to give every film a fair go and watch it to the end but this did push my envelope and i nearly did switch it off - Wish I had now, you have been warned - Only watch this if you want to see how not to make a movie in every conceivable way!